As if your trip to Abercrombie couldn’t smell any worse.

The American shopping mall is dying. There are numerous reasons why this is the case. First, we keep buying shit online instead of going to stores. Second, we’re broke. Third, all of the stuff that keeps happening in these public places makes them kind of unpleasant to visit.

For example, if you’re shopping for a new TV, you could do one of two things: 1) you could log on the internet, read reviews and select the television that best suits your needs; or 2) you could head to your local shopping center — and risk getting thrown up on by this guy.